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Get Your Zen On
May 25, 2012
Clear your head and relax. Replace annoyance with amusement. Enjoy calm, clarity, humor, and patience.
Zen Happens
July 10, 2013
We have enough notions, preconceptions, worry, stress, and expectations. With practice, we displace that nonsense with something real. We quiet the mind, calmly observe thoughts, reduce static, and let Zen happen.
Various Meats & Cheeses
December 7, 2017
Here is all the nonsense, collected for you, my dearest and most cherished Reader. Cover and Illustrations by C. R. Warner.
Android Down
April 6, 2010
Eight-foot warrior women from Venus. Chrome androids with terrible secrets. Shambling monsters with halitosis. Two pallets of saltines. Cranium sockets. Spaceships that leak hydraulic fluid. Amazing technologies. Evil corporate executives. Four-armed bartenders. Luxury hotels on asteroids. Telepathy.
Firewood for Cannibals: (and other stories)
April 23, 2010
INGREDIENTS: possessed paintings, devil babies, aluminum foil hats, sexy demons, post-apocalyptic cannibals, reckless sorcerers, noble thieves, head trauma, abandoned suburbs, assassinations, beer-drinking aliens, vengeful lab animals, dead ex-boyfriends, euthanasia squads, frontier justice, time travel, booster suits, space lesbians, metro-sexual Cyclopes, fascist grandmas, surveillance states, air-cars, forbidden magazines, rebellion, Kreene Hounds, urban wizards, suspended animation, magic board games, and firewood.
The Cubicles of Madness
February 17, 2011
This is a story about cubicle dwellers and their evil boss. There are midgets, ghosts, sex, death, murder and infidelity. There is also a water balloon fight.